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All real niggas know that there are different types of hoes out here and if you plan on surviving in these streets get with the program my nigga because CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN. Many men have been brought to their knees due to the plight of a hoe, so it’s in your best interest as a man to pay attention. With the wave of reality television women have been given a chance to air out themselves in return of fame and possibly fortune. I blame Vh1 & twitter for this. These women will fuck ball players, producers, assistants, limo drivers anyone who is close to a camera. These “Fame Hoes” are usually attractive with below average skills in everything but dick sucking. And by all means don’t think that is something to laugh at. A well timed dick suck can put a woman on a road to stardom ask Kim k. Moving on we have this new generation of “fake hoes” who are really just group of girls with a hoe as their pack leader. Where ever that pack leader spreads her legs, the rest will follow. These women usually enjoy being a hoe as part of a group. They love the life but aren’t really apart of it. Women like this will deny their hoedom while alone but will embrace it with pride once they rejoin their pack. It’s mob mentality, if the pack leader is about that life then her followers are right behind her, sucking dick, flashing the box publicly all that and there is nothing you can do to save her. The hoe phase has existed since the dawn of man. It used to be avoided by women marrying younger but now with the change in several socio-economic factors it is not possible anymore for all woman to marry at 17, 18 years old. These are the girls who had their hearts broken in college, went to private school all their life, or Spanish and don’t know what to do with themselves once the liquor hits em and the vultures come around. Of course they have stories but their still hoes at the end of the day and must be treated as such. No woman has an excuse to remain a hoe past 25 so if she is still in this phase just give it up bruh. If your 33 and still giving up the box like its Easter candy you don’t want love and affection you want dick.

While a fake hoe can be dangerous, and are often winning because of their double life style there is still one that every little boy should be taught about when he learns how to stand and pee at the same time. The worst type of whore, is the whore that will make you fall in love with her. This is a hybrid type where this woman could be a reformed hoe, Spanish, or a fame junkie but look good as shit and makes you feel like your the only man in the world. She may even be faithful to you, rub your back every night and have you feeling like a king. These women cannot be trusted my nigga and I’m going to tell you why. You ever wonder why athletes have so many naked pictures and embarrassing storied floating around the Internet about them? It’s because of these type of women. Any nigga who has sent a naked pic to a girl, trusts her and knows that no one besides maybe her best friend will see it. But this type of women will air you out to whoever will listen if y’all break up, or if you anger that chick. They lie in the depths of VIP, looking good as shyt waiting for someone who don’t know or care about their history to wife em, but let things go sour and your rep is done. A chick like this will fuck whoever she wants while with you and you’ll never know unless she tells you. Whole time you think she loves you she really out their sharing her box out like a soup kitchen on thanksgiving morning. Her friends are laughing at your ass for wining and dining her ass while she does what she does best. They don’t want to talk about their past, or maybe hint at it so your caught up in her looks and the pussy she giving you but never know her. Evelyn from basketball wives knows she’s a ho, so does Ochocinco and everyone that watches the show. But as soon as Kenya called her a hoe she was throwing wine bottles. Evelyn might very well love her future husband, but I don’t think for one second she would not try to gain from their relationship if they split up. Evelyn falls into the realm of Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Super head these are all women that will trick you into thinking they care about you for a come up, possibly fame, sometimes it’s just to get talked about or popularity among friends but they don’t give a fuck. This chick Super Head is a known smutbucket, gets married and puts her husband on blasts about the wack ass dick he gives her. You can only feel bad for dude because she really went in but I’m tryna avoid that for the next guy, so pass this on because fellas you need to read my shit.

A lot of guys gonna read this and say well my girl ain’t like that, or she a church girl whatever but forget one thing. Your girl has friends that know every intimate detail of your relationship. She won’t tell you and neither will her friends but this is a fact of life and there is no need to fight it. I always say that when you get with a women you need to know her friends and the type of women they are. No matter how confident, and self sufficient she is girls tend to listen to their friends especially under stress. The same best friend that showed her that new move you like in the bedroom, or who’s flat tire you fixed on your way to work late is the same best friend that will tell her to fuck her ex if you forget her birthday. These girls are worse than Satan himself and you must spot them early in the relationship. If she don’t like you, it’s over because one slip up your wifey is under the best friend spell and getting thug fucked by the next nigga and there isn’t any coming back from that Matt Barnes.

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